The headline is misleading. This does not work on my HTC 8X.

Hey fintall, do you think this "loser" character is Benjamin, or the girl in the car with him, Olivia? Every comment that they've made has been on this post, defending the driver.

A couple of comments:

Mr/Ms. Loser,

I'd want to see it in person first, but seems like a NP. 135 HP isn't much, but the car doesn't weigh much either, so I'm sure it's plenty quick. It'd make a sweet winter beater/rally car.

I'm not entirely certain of how many layers of sarcasm there are in this article, so my apologies if the joke went over my head.

I'm confused

I dislike jacked-up bro trucks that never get taken off road. How's this any different, other than being unique?

Problem: If anyone knows that you've left, all your stuff will be stolen by the time you're home.

Drum brakes

hahaha, that's awesome. I think it's based on interior volume.

Does it drive like a BMW should? Apart from the lack of real power, it does. The chassis is very good, it's nicely balanced, and don't forget that this is the only rear-wheel drive compact car on the market!

-Looks like a big improvement aesthetically.

Yep.

I've seen that sort of thing happen in person before.

What about a 5 door?

Fair enough, though the wikipedia definition seems to emphasize performance over number of doors and seats.

In your mind, what are the necessary criteria for something to be considered a sports car?

Note: I have never driven a Panamera, or any other Porsche. I have very little experience driving anything that anyone would call a sports car.