I'm confused

I dislike jacked-up bro trucks that never get taken off road. How's this any different, other than being unique?

Problem: If anyone knows that you've left, all your stuff will be stolen by the time you're home.

Drum brakes

hahaha, that's awesome. I think it's based on interior volume.

Does it drive like a BMW should? Apart from the lack of real power, it does. The chassis is very good, it's nicely balanced, and don't forget that this is the only rear-wheel drive compact car on the market!

-Looks like a big improvement aesthetically.

Yep.

I've seen that sort of thing happen in person before.

What about a 5 door?

Fair enough, though the wikipedia definition seems to emphasize performance over number of doors and seats.

In your mind, what are the necessary criteria for something to be considered a sports car?

Note: I have never driven a Panamera, or any other Porsche. I have very little experience driving anything that anyone would call a sports car.

Will Jalopnik disown me if I say that I'd call the Panamera a sports car?

The main difference that I see is that in this case, he's jumping from 23,687 feet to 19,581 feet.

Note: I have been on one cruise. It was 3 nights on the Nile. There were maybe 40 people on the boat, crew included.

This is extremely cool. $500-600 is a lot of money. But if it ends up happening, the price will come down within a few years.

False.

I was in Egypt a couple of years ago. When I flew into Cairo, the airport had dozens of old planes just sitting around in the sand. Some were partly disassembled, or cut in half, and others looked pretty much intact.