This. I have a 2012 Impreza. It's a great little fuel efficient commuter that can also haul loads of stuff in the hatch or be a tank in the snow.

You forgot to mention the part about buying a new Ferrari DB9.

I'm sure it's fast, but it's also hideous and will be unreliable.

Heh, I did that once. Got two broken ribs out of the deal.

+1

Hm, always on long highway cruises for me.

Poor lambo :(

Did that once, when I was a dumb teenager. On a straight, empty road, late at night. Turned off my headlights just for kicks. Immediately said "oh shit, I can't see a goddamn thing" and turned them back on.

Oops, I stand corrected. I'd thought that the latest generation of V6 mustangs were turbocharged.

Oops, I stand corrected.

I thought the subaru and V6 Mustang scoops were for the intercoolers. Only turbo subarus have scoops, and the V6 mustang has a turbo as well.

VW in that picture, amirite?

Go pards!

Gold plated wheelchair =/= gold wheelchair.

Misleading title.

Other gawker sites posted it as a "sponsored" post

I think that I'd actually prefer a flying car, Mr. Wert.

Wait, what?

Cut the price in half, and you've got a NP

I might just have to print out a few copies of this and leave them around various strategic locations.