The biggest crime here is that this woman should not be naked.

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

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Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

Actually being gunned down while attempting to hold up a 7-11 for $250 and a case of Kools would have been less surprising to me.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

You just know that he beat on it.