What does capitalism have to do with this? When someone cuts you off, do you scream "CAPITALISM!!!!" because it's a capitalist country where that is occurring?

Well, you went to law school. They did too. You're all libtards. So that can't have been it.

Brian IS the Scranton Strangler, right? That actually makes some kind of sense, and if that occurs, we might go back to this season as a decent outing in the series. Otherwise, holy awful.

Brian IS the Scranton Strangler, right? That actually makes some kind of sense, and if that occurs, we might go back to this season as a decent outing in the series. Otherwise, holy awful.

Science is scaaaaaaaaaaary.

The male model dude who kisses the prom queen is supposed to be a dork?

" a 17-year-old armed with nothing but an Arizona iced tea and a bag of Skittles"

Nazis, meh

lol actual people

lol actual people

How bout a little fire, Victorian straw man?

He is afraid of similar things? How odd!

nahhhh

The writing is terrible. It still is, but now married couples finally fight. Like humans. Well, sort of - that fight was about a D+.

The writing is terrible. It still is, but now married couples finally fight. Like humans. Well, sort of - that fight was about a D+.

You're right, Pam was extremely needy and manipulative.

You're right, Pam was extremely needy and manipulative.

Pretty much defines sociopath.

Pretty much defines sociopath.

I did love that part of the open. It was getting silly with everyone tearing apart the office for Dwight (these characters would not do that - remember Jim's random wire? Everyone was annoyed Dwight kept bothering them to find where that went), but the punchline was a great payoff.