BUTTT!!! if we grow less corn, what are we going to feed to all our beef?!

Nightfliers success will determine the overall quality of the inevitable porn parodies. I hope there is room in your collection.

You forgot to add loud jump scares, because that is the only way they know how to do horror.

Sounds like a scene from Borat.

Good to see a wrong made right. Keep up the good work

How fitting would it be for these abusive government agents to be detained when they showed up to work one day.

Yea, what the actual fuck. There are plenty of procedures for pat downs designed to keep shit from turning into sexual assault. This guy managed to skip them all and go straight to rape.

For what, complimenting someone for nailing their cosplay? From my understanding, the source material wasn’t exactly a likable character.

My first thought on seeing the picture, before reading anything was, “wow, she looks like an asshole”. Just a reminder to always read the caption.

He has a better chance of getting his rifles back than he does with getting rid of all the glitter.

“We have noticed that one of our priests from Arkansas has become lost, and will be returning HIM to HIS parish.”

Sign a contract with Monsanto and see how much freedom you suddenly have.

There won’t even be produce on the shelves once the people harvesting the crops no longer live here. 

There is also the crime of jogging with full sized headphones on. No situational awareness, great way to get injured, or fail to hear warnings.

Ah, i member, once learned that John Wilkes Booth was Abraham Lincoln’s ex jilted lover. Now THAT is good trash journalism.

Had to double check that i didn’t click on an onion article.

Shit product, shit deal.

Shit product, shit deal.

Hopefully the US borderwall uses this design. That way, after tear it down, we can use the pieces for a pirate ship.

The JLTV is poorly performing piece of shit. It was a piece of shit five years ago, and it will be a piece of shit 5 years from now. This jack of all trades stuff gets people killed.

It varies wildly between units, which, more often than not, mirror their superiors’ actions/values.