1. Gummi peaches

Was there ever an end to this nonsense that DIDN’T result in Trump suing Cruz over the birther thing? Like, pretty sure this is one of those things where EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE TIMELINE ends with the original birther asshole suing the original born in Canada asshole.

I’m not even gonna bother with a comment related to this. What are your favorite work snacks?

My favorite thing about these lunatics is that they can’t go 15 minutes without mentioning and dick sucking ole pudding brain Ronny Reagan, who indeed himself was a treasonous cocksucker. #godbless

Not sure if you’re serious or joking, but I’ve often wondered the same.

I don’t plan to vote for Clinton, but it’s most definitely not about her husband’s infidelities. That’s a low blow and not remotely related to Clinton’s platform, which is pretty much the only thing we need to be checking the candidates for.

Nah, she’s just mad that Bill didn’t f*ck her.

I really wish I knew which one of Maureen Dowd’s dogs the Clintons ran over... As neatly noted in the article above, she’s hated the Clintons for basically her entire career.

MoDo is still angry at Hillary for not leaving Bill after he *humiliated* her. She (allegedly) betrayed the sisterhood and set a horrible example for all those other women (and cheating men). I felt back then and feel even more strongly now that going along with the narrative that Bill, or any other cheater that gets…

The trying to score points against Hillary because her husband cheated on her is really the lowest of the low. You know Maureen Dowd is one of those women with no women friends.

Maureen Dowd continuing to be horrible aside, I really don’t see this sense of “entitlement” from Hillary Clinton. She’s a hard worker with an incredible amount of experience, and it feels like her daring to show up and run for president gets her accused of entitlement. Is there anything that she has actually said…

Eh, except for Paul Krugman. In general he’s fighting the good fight.

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig