All I want to do is eat Doritos and wear that headset all day long.

It’s a commentary on bloated educational spending, with little evidence based data supporting efficacy.

Devos to parents: “Remember The Magic School bus? Oh good, because your kids won’t.”

“A small sack of pennies and toothbrush for you, and a small sack of pennies and toothbrush for you, and a small sack of pennies and...”

[Nine Terrible Reasons to Hate Super Mario Odyssey, If You’re a Monster]

She obviously would.

did you let it set up a tent in your pants?

Exactly this. For some people it’s apparently unintuitive that having a four inch illuminated circle a foot away from your face makes it look like you’re in a Backstreet Boys music video.

Features, they are features.

My point was that their statements when the Surface Laptop released was that they were almost philosophically opposed to including a USB-C port

I was going to jump on Surface Laptops for my company, but without USB-C I didn’t.

I could not be more excited, I absolutely love my Surface Book. I’m a teacher, and use the MS HDMI dongle to project work, make corrections, take notes with the pen and typed. It is such a nice piece of tech. The only thing I hate is the battery drains so stupid fast when closed.

Okami HD is the sleeper in this group. What an amazing game.

When in doubt, choose Big Zam.

Podcasts are completely FUBAR now

I cannot stand dogs being brought into places.

They’re not showing any more skin than any other cheer/dance performance I’ve ever seen.

“Grand Jury will not indict teen for saving mother’s life”

I can’t imagine anyone in the comments could sum up my feelings better than the dude in the grey hoodie.

Also, someone on Twitter pointed out his jacket is blue and pants are black. Super tacky.