I’m gonna paddle your butt red.

Because, of course it does.

From what I’ve heard, in real terms, looking over the cube hardly matters. Apparently there’s a pattern to rotating the cube’s faces that will result in you solving it 100% of the time no matter how mixed up it is.

I think the real fight will be which group can virtue signal the hardest.

I think the best part was where they had their aid put out a chemical fire with water.

Are they harder than this hot frothing nightmare back in the day?

Agreed, or had a screw hole right in the center and an extra long screw to secure it to the actual outlet.

Agreed, or had a screw hole right in the center and an extra long screw to secure it to the actual outlet.

Bill was cutting his teeth in the bizz when most of the powder was going up noses, so you need to cut him a little slack for the faux pas.

7 months in a nice house without heat, water and electricity is just like staying in a very fancy cardboard box.

Lawnmowers

Like a drunk, Southern Quantum Leap.

Or, OR, we could let it happen the other way also, “Hey, come on, I just watched you bust my tail light officer, you can’t arrest me, I’m married to a white woman.”

Werewolf Lucio would be my jam.

Good going racist...

Shhhh, people want to rationalize their fatness and not put in the work.

I’m now preparing for the volley of hate from self-described “progressives.”

♪ ♫ ♬Hello Darkness my old friend.♪ ♫ ~ 

You’re too good to us <3

I was watching the video and thinking the exact same thing. Still, I doubt I’d have kept my composure like him.

As a white man I can say for certain, everyone (including white men) greatly underestimates how delicate white men are.