Or, OR, we could let it happen the other way also, “Hey, come on, I just watched you bust my tail light officer, you can’t arrest me, I’m married to a white woman.”

Werewolf Lucio would be my jam.

Good going racist...

Imagine being this self absorbed.

Shhhh, people want to rationalize their fatness and not put in the work.

I’m now preparing for the volley of hate from self-described “progressives.”

♪ ♫ ♬Hello Darkness my old friend.♪ ♫ ~ 

You’re too good to us <3

I was watching the video and thinking the exact same thing. Still, I doubt I’d have kept my composure like him.

As a white man I can say for certain, everyone (including white men) greatly underestimates how delicate white men are.

Scientology is really not comparable to Islam

I wonder why they removed the original audio from the video?

Anyone not starting with Staropter is a filthy casual.

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is an international treasure.

It’s weird how none of the examples of Dan’s work you cite include neck tattoos...

It’s weird how none of the examples of Dan’s work you cite include neck tattoos...

It’s really the Terminator of porn. They just outdid themselves in every way. Also I’m pretty sure James Cameron directed it.

I swear to god if Johnathan doesn’t calm down, I’m finna....

WOW PICK A BETTER MAIN.

As a coddled liberal, this statement offends me.