Why does she have her ears tied behind her hea— OH MY GOD

"'I'm buying this game just to support people who have the integrity to make a game"

Yeah, he should have gotten a Dell.

It's just a pretty narrow mindset is all.

Now you're starting to get it.

Wait a second, something's wrong with this statement. It needs further analysis.

Don't worry, they'll probably patch it in so you can get the "full experience".

EA's motto

I, for one, find you really funny actually.

I've just found myself having this "Yeah of course" attitude towards gaming anymore. Seriously, I'm not surprised by anything at this point.

How does showing a superior version of a product "not count"?

Consider when Kotaku finally reported about Ace of Spades, or hell, Minecraft for that matter.

"I don't like this thing I've never done"

You do realize the game plays itself right? Like, it's kind of a joke game.

I kind of just thought it was just baller ass cosplay. Sort of how I didn't get mad at those girls doing Raiden cosplay from Metal Gear Revengeance.

YAY!

Everyone's acting like net neutrality is only going to affect internet business, but wait till Comcast starts passing it all off to the consumers. "Tired of your content not loading fast enough? Buy out premium package and get all your content at the same time! only 19.99 a month on top of your regular bill!"…

Webm's do loop

Don't Webm's kind of make these gifs irrelevant?

"Though it'll likely be hundreds of years before the effects of the most apocalyptic ice cream spillage in history are fully felt..." sucks to be you great grand kids H