I think story is their main fault. I haven't been able to follow an FF storyline since 9.

That's so far out in left field that I honestly wouldn't put it past Sony. You scare me sometimes gigawings.

You'd better bring back my childish sense of wonder with this one Sony! Because I'm dead inside!

Psh, you actually think anyone on Kotaku likes games anymore? For shame. :P

Screw that, I'm demanding Owen Good to voice Sam Fisher. Because it's my internet Dammit.

Anyone else getting a Spring cold? Crap sucks.

lol, yeah pretty much.

I feel like if I don't see actual viscera coming out of my enemies during combat then it's not visceral.

My friend has had it preordered from Gamestop as of January of '11.

I know. I clearly need to invest in some lube... ;_;

Oh I'm sure they'll be up 12 minutes after Microsoft's conference. And that's if people are slow about it.

Goddamn Diablo. Hit hell for the first time last night. Vortex, fire chains, reflect damage? Blizz... Blizz I just... Ugh. And then you take 20 minutes to kill the things (repairing 3 times) and they drop a barbarian belt (I'm a monk) with 30 int and 25 dex.

I hope they focus on the games. The last thing Nintendo needs is another anemic launch lineup.

Dohohoho, you wish!

Yes... yess!

How did you find a picture of me in Stereoscopic 3D Mr. Aschraft!?

Kotaku EQ2 guild time?

Sorry to say it only comes in Asian twink sizes. (If you aren't familiar with that term do not look it up while at work)

Vampires? So are they going to take a stake to the—-

lol, well as long as you are aware :P. Yeah, clothing is a pain to spend money on, it's like either buy a lot of cheap stuff that falls apart, or one or two things that last forever. I can go through 50 old navy polos in a year while the JCrew (which isn't exhortation in price, but still more expensive) polo I bought…