I’m picturing some faceless bureaucrat leaping to his feet and proclaiming: “Holy Underwear! Firefighters accepting Super Bowl Tickets! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! “

It’s safe to say that the Conflicts of Interest Board isn’t #UpForWhatever.