yeah i cleanched so hard its going to take a 5 man crew with heavy mining equipment to release the bit of underpant i have now pinched into a diamond.

It’s not the boatless that worries me, it’s the wingless.

Jesus. Put a warning above that video. I hope my taint unclenches by the weekend.

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

Actually, you posting this is more proof that you are stupid than smart.

If someone has a real suggestion as to how to get NK to simmer down, without any loss of life, I’d love to hear it.

Otherwise, facing the reality that NK is going to kill some certain number of people at some certain point in the future requires us to decide whether those casualties are on our terms or on Kim Jong…

Rich widow, poor widow, black widow... We’ll take whatever form we can get!

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

In other news, water is wet.

It saddened me to see so many people commenting in the other story that they don’t believe Takei’s accuser, even when they believe accusers in other cases.