yeah i cleanched so hard its going to take a 5 man crew with heavy mining equipment to release the bit of underpant i have now pinched into a diamond.

It’s not the boatless that worries me, it’s the wingless.

Jesus. Put a warning above that video. I hope my taint unclenches by the weekend.

the WiFi is slow as molasses

Very true. But you just have to love how Chole has such a sense of humor about herself. Pretty much the whole AoS cast is entertaining as hell to follow on Twitter.

I really, really want to see angry ghost Luke Skywalker return to haunt the crap out of Kylo Ren. Just messing with him every night. 

Well if it’s anything like Civil War, the actual individual heroes’ stories will be glossed over to make room for fanservice and novel interactions between characters anyway#foreversaltyaboutcivilwar it will be fucking awesome!

TK-421: The Untold Story

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

That is exactly what I was thinking. She has a grudge now.

“ Mary Poppins with her cool green core of sex has me enthralled forever.”

Is it wrong that the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw the red hat and blue coat was this?

Saving the dinos should get her rating up.

“ After the fight with Hulk, Thor is nursed back to health by four women. Two of them are played by Waititi and Hemsworth’s wives, Chelsea Winstanley and Elsa Pataky.”

Actually, you posting this is more proof that you are stupid than smart.

If someone has a real suggestion as to how to get NK to simmer down, without any loss of life, I’d love to hear it.

Otherwise, facing the reality that NK is going to kill some certain number of people at some certain point in the future requires us to decide whether those casualties are on our terms or on Kim Jong…

Thanos chin: Ribbed for her pleasure.

this is canon now

I love a lot of Del Toro’s movies, but I feel like Universal might have meddled too much for him to do what he wanted to anyways.

The outrage here has almost nothing to do with Depp and everything to do with Yates implying that Heard is a liar, his refusal to believe a woman who claims she was abused, his diminishment of spousal abuse as a whole, his implication that abuse is only worth investigating if there are multiple accusers, and his…