Can we talk about the stupid way their bags tear open vertically?  

I thought it was bald eagles per school shooting?

Yeah I don’t know when $70k because a somewhat normal price for a car. But I see a bunch of Tahoe/Yukons, Expeditions, and am sure I will see a bunch of these once they hit the streets. Never mind the mind boggling number of people buying King Ranch/Limited package F-150s and their competition.

Wrong make. You might be thinking about a Ram pickup. Oh never mind, you said “mildly” racist. 

Every guy looks better with a clean shave. You’ll look 10 years younger!

I never thought I’d hear the term simping coming out of a female writer from Jezebel. You realise it’s the language of incels and fans of Jordan Peterson. Please never ever use it in a non-ironic way again, it puts the womens rights movement back by about 50 years.

Jesus Jezebel’s coverage of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has been dreadful. I hardly know where to start.

Can we go back to slide shows?

Ha, sadly, I’ve been there.

a clone of the mustang from the thomas crown affair.

I mean, its a safari mustang...  thought we liked safari-everything around here...

Well if he admitted she pulled him out of the verge of bankruptcy, that’s not so far from the truth.

Found the guy that works at a dealership, ya’ll.

Bad publicity doesn’t really work if they don’t care what people think.

The kid is largely blameless. The grandpa probably should’ve known better, but didn’t.

“Freelance salesman” as in “We don’t want to pay employment taxes, so we’re going to 1099 this guy even though he meets the definition of an employee?”

I still can't believe people want to buy this abomination.

If you find yourself on a slowly raising Belgian drawbridge, it’s best not to waffle.

Those who make polite confrontation impossible make impolite confrontation inevitable.

Venture capital money until they fail or kill the traditional used car market.

In most states, verbal agreements are legally binding.  That being said, you’ll spend more on your lawyer than the markup.