Fucking strained calf is PAINFUL.  And, it is an injury that even after healing is always ready to go at any time. 

Higgins Lake FTW. 

What’s the no-see-ums situation for Marco Island - have heard it can be really bad. 

More like “Exile in Mongolia-ville” amirite?

Answer: Yes.

You know how we keep talking about the precedent set by the Saturday night massacre, Kenneth Starr, Clinton testifying, etc. etc.? This failure to act now becomes the new precedent for the next time this happens. THAT is why this is so important. 

All for what?

Looks like I just found a new use for my CPAP mask. Cause knowing is half the battle. Yooooooo JOE!

Damn, dude.

Don’t bury the lede — did you get some of that delicious 7 layer salad or not?

To: Nike Publicists, Image Consultants, and PR Teams

What happens when it dawns on these guys that they can get in on the action and just be another cog in the paid coyote “protection” racket? This seems ripe for sanctioned shakedowns (and other more illicit stuff) on the U.S. side of the border.

True.  But also, I paid for a baseball game, not a fucking musical.

She sings like a dude. 

Team....cartel?!?!!

How do these people have that much time on their hands to dress up and play Army border patrol?  How about volunteering at the local homeless shelter/Boys Girls Club/etc.?  Nope, it’s because they want to put on that tactical gear and be Mr. Badass.  Pick on somebody your own size assholes. 

On my way home today I was daydreaming and thought to myself “I need to watch my vices and bad habits, because I want to be around to celebrate this man’s death.”

Goddamn, when Daft Punk finally pulls the trigger they are going to make $50-100M. And, I don’t blame them.

*can NOT stop someone from filing

Willful misconduct/gross negligence is usually a carve out (even if not there on the ticket -- can stop someone from filing).