As a first step, it could address (miniscule) the nepotism issue of only the rich and connected being able to afford to work as a staffer.  

Eric Trump, champion of women’s rights, and lover of the “awesome ladies” in his office.

“Have you ever thought about a job in news media??”...casting couch session ensues.  Dude looks creepy. 

“Michael, go get the tug boat — we’re going to buy a tird dredge.”

It’s like those Dateline episodes where some rando answers a craigslist post and kills the husband for $2300. 

*places iPhone on dining table*

So people/press are really ok with this shit? Isn’t the CA fire roughly the size of Montana? Is he suggesting we “rake” something the size of Montana? .This is fucking dipshit territory

40's. Making decent money in NYC for 20 years, and my savings is just above her amount. Granted I have been fortunate enough to sock away 401k, but 7k in savings at 29 is actually quite a lot for NYC.  I don’t mean to beat a dead horse, but state, Federal, AND CITY TAXES, on top of the cost of living destroy all but…

Skelos and Shelly go down, yet Cuomo is untouched? It’s pretty wild.

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/scalia-took-the-most-expense-paid-trips-on-the-court/

Battle of the flat tops, who ya got?

Huh, that’s a lot of manpower that could be harnessed for say, the largest California wild fire ever.

The clipboard is the 1985 Ford F-150 of office supplies.  I don’t get how people in my office get by without one. 

I have been mulling a return to play some “old man basketball” at the Y during my lunch hour. And then I see this shit and the Dez Bryant thing. At 43 should I just stick to the elliptical? For you younger dudes, once you stop playing basketball it seems impossible to start back up after a hiatus.  

Somewhat related: if you have chronic sinusitis, using a Neti pot on a daily basis (i.e., not just when you are symptomatic) is a game changer.

And whatever you do, do not smell it, and do not ever, ever crush it and then smell it. Good god, just don’t do it.

Looks to me that Josh Norman was just trying to give the fans a little tip. 

Woah. That was a really weird story for a second.

Goddamn, how I wish I could do that finger whistle thing - preferably the one-handed thumb/index comment. Woah, that got weird fast.