I am sick of this bullshit. I am a “real American” from the midwest. Family of Irish railroad workers. Put myself through engineering and law school. Was in NYC (and still here) during 9/11.  Never hunted or owned a gun.  Why are “real Americans” only considered to be farmers, coal miners, gun owners, factory workers,…

Bizarro world version:

Honorary member of the Wu -- “Horseface Killah”

“Vodka Sam.”

Some of those use dark forces.

I have not googled-didn’t Kerry Wood bail himself out back in the early 00’s?  Awww never mind- he was a starter.

Dudes.  I’m pretty sure this doesn’t happen in college football.

Note to self: search for Roffe or CB vest on eBay.

Those are some great fucking eyeglasses. 

My old tennis coach would’ve been pissed that he did not hit it straight at Nishikori’s balls.

NYPD’s core job on the streets seems to be staring at their iPhone.  

Sing us a song, you’re a Schiano man . . .

I cannot believe that no one piped up and gave him the “sir, you are speaking to a sitting member of the United States Senate — watch your goddamn tone.”

Yeahhh, soooo, um Kellyanne, ahhh, yeahh, we are going to need some cover here so ahh, I’m going to need you to . . .

Come ON. No one else has noticed the resemblance between Kavanaugh and Phil Simms?

See also, his children sitting front row in the hearings.

I am fucking done with 84 year old men deciding my fate for the remaining 3 decades of my life.  Times up motherfuckers.

As someone who tore ACL/MCL in a similar hit back in the glory days -- fuck. It sucks.

Fun fact: shorts (of varying lengths) with tights are a quite popular women’s business attire option in Tokyo.

I dare you to eat Grapenuts without milk. However, with milk there is only a 17-31 second window where the ratio of crunch to mush is in sync. Too early and you lose a molar, too late and you should have just made oatmeal.