I had a “spirited” (we are talking like 10 bourbons) with my GF the other night, and we both wondered why these assholes don’t just slice off several billion dollars and fund healthcare or pay off student loans -- they could be fucking heroes, but instead they are something straight out of the Simpsons.

I don’t see it.

We are talking Carroll and Monsanto, right?  I would imagine this is Corp agribusiness, not farmer brown in Decorah.

I took a products liability class back in the day-slip and slide was up there with lawn jarts as an offender. There were a couple videos showing grown adults using the slip and slide and breaking their neck because of the abrupt stop phenomenon experienced by grown adults mentioned by drew. There was one video where…

Check out Wild Country on Netflix. Amazing.

Was it “The Plunge” at Noah’s Ark?

I wore a Ron Jon tank top yesterday.

I have done conf calls at 9am with no sleep, and my GF has listened in and been like, “who the fuck are you (in a good way)?” I can fucking kill it...being a functioning addict/drunk is a skill. #notproudbutkindaproud

Someone, get me a bump, I’ll play through. 

I believe he was just featured on 60 Minutes.

Same. 

I’ve lived in NYC since before 9-11. I think I can now call it “home”. Fuck this place — this story is a metaphor for the whole goddamn city. When people say this city is like an abusive relationship, they are absolutely correct. I will stop here, with one last thing -- the venerated NYPD... it’s like an occupying forc…

Say like a little roadside motel, otherwise known as “Mar a Lago?”

Discretionary.

Citation please? 

If we take away the grills, that’s a pretty average to shitty looking backyard for Zuck.

Goddamn is he handsome.

Damn.  I hate to be Captain Obvious, but this guy does not give a fuuuuuck about any part of America that is not his base.  

I would like to use this post as an opportunity to HIGHLY recommend that anyone traveling to Tokyo (or elsewhere in JP), make sure to go to a game. It’s like a packed, extra large minor league stadium with very lax “take in” rules for food an alcohol, low priced drinks, combined with the atmosphere of let’s say a…

Thank you for a somewhat mean, but decent explanation. Agree to disagree that Trump would get a Justice in under the same circumstances.