Understood about the Executive Power limitations - I am a bit naive on that topic. But, having said that, Trump would fucking do it and not give a shit...We both know that under the same circumstances, the Repubs would’ve found a way to do so. I have no doubt about that. 

Amazingly, was just about to write the same damn thing.

It seems so quaint now -- you think Trump would’ve let a Supreme Court appointment slip through his hands? Never. I wish Obama would have just pushed this through by Exec Order.

Indeed, “tastes like that good old-fashioned lemonade.”

“Come on, there’s only one real Vuke.”

“Do you think the wallpaper is too much?”

I went to a Big 10 school, and it is impossible not to read that while singing the Michigan “Hail to the Victors” song...Ugh, Michigan.

Oh, we got a guy. Always talking in first person and never a “we.” “I” will sign a deal. “I” negotiated a deal for x, y, z. Drives me insane.

In my head he’s wearing one of those early 2000s’ 50 Cent cabana style tank tops with the ribbing around the neck and a Panama hat.

“This week in large standup collars.”

2032. Draymond Green negotiates a peace treaty with Putin’s son. It’s going to happen.

“Coming in 2028 to a local Police Department Neary You! (lightly used)”

So like old black women and young white men?

We got an IronMountain plant in the comments section! J/K.

*dips toe in Hawaiian lava*

“Uhh yeah dude” has been doing this shtick for nearly a decade...

The Vic Mackey “just desserts” punishment. Wait, I think I actually am experiencing that same punishment.

“Stand beside her...

This is a man who definitely starts issuing demerit points to his server at a restaurant for each “infraction” until he can get that shit down to like 7%, and then he brags to his fellow diners about why he isn’t giving a full tip for the “lousy” service.

he is a leto