Power take offs do not discriminate.

I am going to get torched for this, but here goes. Dudes are fucked up. We will watch anything depending on our mood. Without going too far, I have been down the Charlie Sheen binge hole, sans the LV satchel full of coke. Porn is not just “watermelon boobs and cum shots (sic).” There is a reason why “step” porn is…

This is a peak 2am conversation between someone who has been dusting lines since 9pm and someone that is stone-cold sober.

Jordan IV’s, brah.

Let’s remember some great semi scenes.

I can assume you know about the trifecta that is Jimmy’s, BC, and Angel’s Share?!!??

Tis’ spring in NYC and nothing like the sound of dudes on dual-sport bikes with pipes and/or no muffler flying around in and out of traffic.

Been thinking of moving all the 401k to cash or something safe -- don’t feel like riding it into the ground like I did in 2008. Anyone else making this type of move?

Seems a bit derivative.

Wisconsin. Russell Wilson Part 2. Do it.

It’s the Goodfellas speach, lay low, don’t buy a new Cadillac or get your wife a new fur...

“The Crow” vs. “Judgment Night” soundtrack -- who you got?

EmF Doom.

For those times “when you wanna pop”...errr, um, or your family is too poor for Slice or 7UP.

Still waiting for the “Top Gun” end of movie victory song video cut for her. 

I have a mechanical engineering degree from 20 years ago. I would be hard-pressed to do long division at this point.

I guaran-fucking-tee that Michael Cohen does not fulfill his NY CLE requirements, and lies each year about doing so. Guaran-fucking-teed.

So much awesome in one photo.

“Dude, are you a cop?”

Jaguars/Panthers/Ravens are basically the same team, Joe Flacco is the QB for the last one, I am pretty sure.