Remember when this was some quaint “bad hombre” shit?...

You talking about the midwest, mallrat car of choice (not to be confused with the poor man’s Cavalier)?

This is the correct and only take (away). YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH THE WHEELHOUSE.

He heh, the Deadspin “shaft of light.”

Man, I don’t get it, why would you take a perfectly good Nano and put a Liberty Walk kit on it? You could never even take this on a tra... “Wait, what’s that? Nevermind, let’s start over.”

*In Sean Penn Mr Hand voice:

Nothing runs like a Deere. And if it does, we will sue your ass for patent infringement.

To think that the Dems let them get away with that SCOTUS appointment nonsense at the end of Obamas term. Christ, if a Justice drops dead during the swearing in ceremony for whomever takes over for trump, you know the R’s would find a way to appoint their person and delay the swearing in. Gotta stop playing nice.

Dat goalie mask—it’s a skull! No way!

Highly underrated, high mullet factor, and DELIVERS the infamous line “I’m going to carve you up, Racki.”

1. What’s with the lego haircut? It’s call “natural in the back - no line.”

Oh, you bastard. Well, on the upside I can stop whistling the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS WHISTLE THEME SONG.

Being an Icahn takes more than just talent.

Guess what song is going to be in your head the rest of the day?

Fuuuuucccckk yeah. *puts up hand with devil horns*

Man, he really goes for the deep turning the inappropriate corner of the hip waist grab...

Just when I thought this thead was saturated with bad taeks.

What is “Minneapolis?”