Do you have a PM - have a few questions.

Someone had to step up and take the Dwight Howard weird under shirt title.

What’s this guy got against people who shit their pants?

Agreed on all accounts. I have to say - I have shot an AR15—they are an amazing piece of mechanical engineering and terrifying at the same time (the expelled gas loads the next round-who the fuck thought of this???). The power in that gun is crazy. No civilian should be allowed to own one of these fuckers.

Crazy that this is considered a big deal. That’s where we are today. If you haven’t read the article from the ER doctor that discussed the damage of an AR15 vs. a pistol wound, it is a must read. The muzzle velocity and ammo are designed for shredding internal organs so there is nothing left to repair. https://www…

Damn. Was expecting to read that he’s 38 or 39. Dude is only 33.

*Deletes first few words, googles, confirms that Master P is not the dad of Lil’ Bow Wow. Crisis averted.

I drove by a semi with those lugnuts the other day. It was basically a rolling decapitation device.

This guy is being bussed. He’s a veteran officer-he fucking knew he was outgunned without a superior fighting position. Do we really expect someone with a pee shooter to go toe to toe with a high muzzle velocity AR15? I fucking hate cops, but at the moment of truth this guy chose self preservation. Fuck man, not…

Can’t believe fucking tax dollars and Federal/State resources (agents, DA’s, judges, court reporters, local police officers, informants, expense accounts, overtime) pay for this shit. Nailed it on the head with the “enforcement arm of the NCAA” line. Christ, I am just surprised Homeland Security is not involved.

Any more pics of the Falcon-Hakosuka? Seems like a more doable option instead of paying $60-75k for a RHD Skyline. Already scouring ebay Falcons for sale!

You just described Trump.

Reminds me of the cover art for one of the best house tracks of all time:

We used to waste hours at work perusing the photos of njguido.com, waaaaay before “Jersey Shore” ever existed (early to mid-aughts)....And then to our surprise/not surprise, we found a pic on the site with one of our co-workers. It was a glorious few months of using his photo as cannon fodder.

We need more pics of how a real person drinks a cocktail — reaching into the depths of the freezer hoping there are a few stranded cubes left in the tray, mentally sizing up how many drinks can be eked out of the last 1/3 bottle of Tito’s, grabbing a flat bottle of bodega seltzer from the fridge, and then topping it…

“Daddy says I’m the best.”

Dude. It looks like you’re floating on the dance floor because your feet just disappear. Woah. *i think it just kicked in.* Has Grooverider gone on yet?

Why travel when you can go to Westby, Wisconsin?

Yup. He got that feeling.

If only the media was tenacious with the other orange haired guy....