It’s the Goodfellas speach, lay low, don’t buy a new Cadillac or get your wife a new fur...

“The Crow” vs. “Judgment Night” soundtrack -- who you got?

EmF Doom.

For those times “when you wanna pop”...errr, um, or your family is too poor for Slice or 7UP.

Still waiting for the “Top Gun” end of movie victory song video cut for her. 

I have a mechanical engineering degree from 20 years ago. I would be hard-pressed to do long division at this point.

I guaran-fucking-tee that Michael Cohen does not fulfill his NY CLE requirements, and lies each year about doing so. Guaran-fucking-teed.

So much awesome in one photo.

“Dude, are you a cop?”

Jaguars/Panthers/Ravens are basically the same team, Joe Flacco is the QB for the last one, I am pretty sure.

Remember when this was some quaint “bad hombre” shit?...

You talking about the midwest, mallrat car of choice (not to be confused with the poor man’s Cavalier)?

This is the correct and only take (away). YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH THE WHEELHOUSE.

He heh, the Deadspin “shaft of light.”

Man, I don’t get it, why would you take a perfectly good Nano and put a Liberty Walk kit on it? You could never even take this on a tra... “Wait, what’s that? Nevermind, let’s start over.”

*In Sean Penn Mr Hand voice:

Nothing runs like a Deere. And if it does, we will sue your ass for patent infringement.

To think that the Dems let them get away with that SCOTUS appointment nonsense at the end of Obamas term. Christ, if a Justice drops dead during the swearing in ceremony for whomever takes over for trump, you know the R’s would find a way to appoint their person and delay the swearing in. Gotta stop playing nice.