Dat goalie mask—it’s a skull! No way!

Highly underrated, high mullet factor, and DELIVERS the infamous line “I’m going to carve you up, Racki.”

1. What’s with the lego haircut? It’s call “natural in the back - no line.”

Oh, you bastard. Well, on the upside I can stop whistling the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS WHISTLE THEME SONG.

Being an Icahn takes more than just talent.

Guess what song is going to be in your head the rest of the day?

Fuuuuucccckk yeah. *puts up hand with devil horns*

Man, he really goes for the deep turning the inappropriate corner of the hip waist grab...

Just when I thought this thead was saturated with bad taeks.

What is “Minneapolis?”

Do you have a PM - have a few questions.

Someone had to step up and take the Dwight Howard weird under shirt title.

What’s this guy got against people who shit their pants?

Agreed on all accounts. I have to say - I have shot an AR15—they are an amazing piece of mechanical engineering and terrifying at the same time (the expelled gas loads the next round-who the fuck thought of this???). The power in that gun is crazy. No civilian should be allowed to own one of these fuckers.

Crazy that this is considered a big deal. That’s where we are today. If you haven’t read the article from the ER doctor that discussed the damage of an AR15 vs. a pistol wound, it is a must read. The muzzle velocity and ammo are designed for shredding internal organs so there is nothing left to repair. https://www…

Damn. Was expecting to read that he’s 38 or 39. Dude is only 33.

*Deletes first few words, googles, confirms that Master P is not the dad of Lil’ Bow Wow. Crisis averted.

I drove by a semi with those lugnuts the other day. It was basically a rolling decapitation device.

This guy is being bussed. He’s a veteran officer-he fucking knew he was outgunned without a superior fighting position. Do we really expect someone with a pee shooter to go toe to toe with a high muzzle velocity AR15? I fucking hate cops, but at the moment of truth this guy chose self preservation. Fuck man, not…

Can’t believe fucking tax dollars and Federal/State resources (agents, DA’s, judges, court reporters, local police officers, informants, expense accounts, overtime) pay for this shit. Nailed it on the head with the “enforcement arm of the NCAA” line. Christ, I am just surprised Homeland Security is not involved.