Hate to go all Seinfield here, but what’s the deal with Harbaugh’s waist/torso? Is he skinny fat? I thought it was the 48 pleats in his pants but I think the dude is like a size 40 waist that just continues up his chest, but then normal size neck, head, and arms. WTH??

Great thread. Where does Kavinsky fit in this picture?

I would like to add the chin strap helmets to this question. Are they bullet proof? Why do only certain dudes wear them — is it by choice or mandatory?

This photo validates my trolling of ebay for Scirroccos.

Yeah, I get that, but at this point the trope has been so run into the ground that it has lost meaning.

Sorry, don’t have time to respond. I’m too busy learning how to draw a Pontiac Fiero with four foot wide slicks and a blown V-8 popping out of the back “hood.”

Never thought of it that way — not only did I read Hot Rod and OffRoad Magazine, I read friggin’ CARtoons magazine!

I’m feeling a little surly on this Monday at work, so I am just going to put it out there: I hate, hate, hate these type of “hot rods.” Everyone here hates on stanced cars, bro trucks, SUVs and trucks that aren’t actually driven off road, cars that should be tracked (but are not tracked), etc.

Presumably more than one person is partaking. A gram/person is certainly not unheard of.

Not a whole 5 grams...must have been a real rager.

I’m pretty sure one of the Panthers receivers had cut the bottoms off his pant legs too. There’s a jorts joke here, but I can’t pull it together.

I just find myself randomly getting angry in my head — to blow it last year, and then get that last second gift this year, and still nothing to show for it. Christ, we should have gone for 2.

I have access to and drive a 2012 HD long bed crew cab. Save for the branding logos, it’s pretty damn awesome to drive and is a great road trip vehicle with room for luggage/extra people in the cab and bikes in the bed. It may be a bit douchey, but I love driving it.

This is not even close — Peter Cetera.

Is this what is happening? I thought it was a less than pristine litter box. Now I am disrespecting the cat? WTH?

I have made this point numerous times to parking garage guy — my Discovery is shorter than a good number of cars. Also, with the LR, it’s as if the hood swallowed all the cabin space — the driver’s area and back seat have absolute shit for space and legroom. My dad’s Ford Escape seemed to have 10x more interior space…

Been stalking on ebay and they are still no bargain...

Is there any player in the NFL that looks more awkward than Teddy Bridgewater looks in his uniform?

Seems decent — was going to do a weekend just to get out NY.

Patrick Lynch will be holding a 9am press conference tomorrow to discuss this incident.