I’m gonna double down. I finally got my ex to come back from Chicago and visit me in NY. I was on a pretty decent dry spell prior to that, she came out, rekindled the flame, she left, and I wound up doing 3 rounds of antibiotics for chlymadia. Adding insult to injury she flipped the script and acted like I GAVE IT TO…

That is a very small comment, with some very big implications. Like when I talk about my dad, who managed to attend only one of my varsity football games...where I tore my knee in half.

The NewYorker article below is a great read for Mets fans/financial scandal fans/Wilpon history buffs.

His fade. It’s always perfect.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

So does the toucan sam curse pass to me for the next 8 days, or the next 8 days + 365?

Hmmm, I thought it was just the drugs. Feel a little bad now.

A sigma caw?!!

Barry’s son garnered some negative attention near the end of his run as head coach with some frat hijinx.

Sigma Chi - do or die ftw.

I’m pretty sure it is not because his son microwaved a live parrot to death.

Basta Pasta has been around for quite some time and the decor looks more like something out of an 80’s movie — it’s popular, but I would say it’s a bit off the radar for a lot of New Yorkers.

Has Persol hit you with a C&D letter yet??? There's a ton of polarized lens jokes here, but gonna take a flyer.

Basta pasta in NYC has it-Japanese spin on Italian and it’s fantastic.

This is most definitely part of it.

Shit, I forgot about that. Was tractor-trailer on that team, too?

I left Wisconsin, after college, but holy shit the Walker thing just fucking baffles the shit out of me — what happened to us?

Eric Unverzagt and Tarek Saleh FTW. Wrong sport.

Kuuuuuuuuuhn. I went opposite - Midwest to East Coast. You can pay $200 to watch that Knicks - Raptors premiere matchup. Almost ready to call it a day here. NYC is best in your 20’s or when daddy is footing the bill, unless you have family on this side.

Which is strange since people were even behind the Packers with Majik-man when they sucked and same with the Brewers. It’s like the Bucks just did not exist. Maybe the Sydney Moncrief/Craig Hodges era?!??