49ers designed by my high school football coach. Black makes us look tough!

Brilliant.

I wish I was out of the grays to star. Not to mention the Barry Bonds investigation, balco, etc. We have limited resources and this is their focus? Fuck this shit.

“Tefl-Andre.”

Late entry. My roommate and I bought the “Girls Gone Wild” series...on VHS. We would get a new tape every week — it was IMPOSSIBLE to get them to cancel your subscription. I own at least a lounge chair on Joe Francis’ Gulf Stream. Did we watch the videos? Goddaman right, we did.

There’s a Costanza/Tartabull/polyester Yankees jersey joke in here somewhere, but it’s lost in my baggy ass sleeves.

Say what?

Indeed...there is supposedly kind of a bell curve for healing — starts out not too bad, but get’s worse before it gets better. You would think some type of hand brake mechanism would need to be rigged. Dorifto!

Meh, if you tear it right, you get a good chunk of nerves out of the way as well, don’t feel a thing.

Man, that undercover/plain clothes “fast approach” is some real bullshit — in such a situation a “fight” reaction would be entirely appropriate, yet would EASILY lead to a severe ass-whooping...(or death).

Goodnight.

I hate on cops because they act like assholes in NYC. Full stop.

No, that’s a pic of 20 guys getting time and a half (double time?) for doing nothing. This photo is not unique. West Indian Day weekend has to be the holy grail for mass overtime grifting.

Someone needs to look into the overtime that is claimed for this event. It’s insane -4 cops on every corner from the Barclays to damn near Coney Island. I get that the parade is huge and all, but half of Brooklyn is shut down with cops doing exactly as pictured above. This is a huge cash grab.

I didn’t forget. Spent a whole Saturday prepping for a Badger Big Ten Championship victory — making food, talkin’ shit. Holy hell, was that an embarrassment.

Wisconsin bred. Madison grad. I couldn't read this. Whatever you say about the NFC Champiosnhip, Russell Wilson, the badger football team, the badger basketball team- it's all probably true. This year was shit being close to all 3 sports and then getting burned / smoked in all cases. Do you realize then year that…

Some days I sneak into the local deli and order this exact sandwich.

As a Big Ten grad, I can say from decades of watching that it is hard to run the table-seems like every year a league leader has a weird letdown game. Never know when Minnesota will pull a game out of its ass.

“Evil Tony Dungy”

GBA is played for every Yankees game, and not standing is at your own peril — you will likely take some shit. I fucking hate it.