Just curious, what do you think the over under is for this guy enjoying the local Korean talent?

No, no it doesn’t. Why are soldiers special? Who gives a fuck if he was overseas — a lot of people have done it right here on this comment section. You go, work, party a bit with the locals, miss home and your friends occasionally and then come back home. Not that big of a deal. Also, guarantee this guy was fucking…

I like this story.

I’d put down money that he was banging his way around S. Korea. They have one of the most est’d working girl systems in Asia.

1000 stars. So sick of this “hero” shit — however, the carte blanche “hero” status to NYPD also needs closer examination.

Exactly, this was like an extended business trip, not a frontline Fallujah soldier.

Bro-do you even tennis?

That is some next level Jedi mind conTrolling going on there.

Ahh the glory days of Brent Moss and Rashard Griffith rolling around Madison in brand new Ford Explorers with the sound systems to match.

Do they just have an automatic annual renewal on the Outback Bowl?

Keep bottle of Pepto in the desk drawer. Also - PRO TIP: you need to seriously consider the risk/reward calculus of showing up on time but reeking of whiskey vs. just calling out. At certain companies there is a duty to report if someone smells booze on you and this could lead to an obvious snowballing of issues (at…

Shit! Forgot about Abracadabara, the greatest UW long threat since...Bill Schroeder. Just kidding, UWL doesn’t count.

Great pull with that Query. Beebe wants in on this as well.

Bill Shroeder, you're up.

I never saw that. That is sick. That would be great to get a poor man’s E63 AMG wagon...

Ha, ha - yeah we would because the lower fifth of our city was wiped out a decade ago. We actually lived through it and don't just live off the possibility of an attack occurring.

I have only heard the track “Genocide” (remix???) that was played by Travis Holcumbe on KCRW and that was certainly a banger — however on youtube there is a different version that is not at all inspiring.

Those Kyoto monkeys are angry monkeys. Angry, angry monkeys.

For the love of christ, is no one going to photo shop Gruden’s face onto this guy’s head?