Summer of 1996. This car almost single-handedly destroyed my relationship with my dad. My brother-in-law wrote his master's thesis using this car as a metaphorical device about fractured relationships and severed front axles. Fuck the Volkswagen Quantum. Crackpipe.

You've been poked.

You are out of your league on this one.

Hey kids, it's time to "bicycle boogie"!

I recommend going with the Sunday Model C 24"...the SE reissues are kind of garbagey (although I would take a 24" quad).

It was million to one shot, Doc.

Do PA's get deputized or something to work on these sets? I am always baffled as to where these people get their power to halt and redirect traffic...

Fuck that guy and this tailgate, he was no where near NY on that day. I can't stand asshats who want to take ownership of 9/11 and use it to justify their shit, but then disavow all things NY and consider NY not part of "real america". Fuck me, I don't even know what I am talking about, I just hate his tailgate and…

Nearly 25 years old with 10 miles on it? Aren't we looking at some potential problems with cracking of gaskets, hoses, rubber pieces, etc.?? I am no mechanic, but it seems like the failure to drive this thing could be its achilles heel.

The pic makes it look like he is doing "chronic" bumps. Must be a new delivery technique. Anyhow, as a premier hip hop producer I would say yes, Dr. Dre is an audiologist. Remember, when you diss Dre, you diss yourself...

I was thinking Saw III, so yeah, basically a colonoscopy.

Security guard takes iLife of burglar.

Ten Deep wants its mark back.

Wow, that comment went sideways fast...

@IFTNFS: Nope. Has not grown on me. ca.jalopnik.com is where i go.

What the hell is going on with this site? Why is it assumed that the "facebook" type user interface is the only option these days?

@Indyfan53: I was thinking Lethal Weapon 2 flying surfboard decapitation.

@05hartleyjack: Was in India a few months ago, saw a family of five on a bike about that size on more than one occasion. This clip is pretty banal compared to stuff you can see within the first 15 minutes of walking out your door.

@InfiniteJustice: When you start a post with "Most people here seem to be confused about what a trademark is. . .", you are going to get your ass checked by people who do this stuff for a living. Falling back on your "star" status is just poor form and a red herring as well. I read your first post — I work with the…