LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

That is not where a knee cap lives. Go home knee cap, you’re drunk

Two tall plus size chicks wouldn’t fit in a Corvette.

If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.

Yes but how many were vacated by the NCAA?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.

Best sports hair past and present:

You wanna flake on your beer league kickball/dodgeball game? No problem. If I walk away from the league I’m out $40 but got a free t-shirt that isn’t good for anything but painting in.

Found this fan photo of Sicnarf’s round taken from the stands

Eat, sleep, train.

Uhhhhh

Gosh, they beat Trinidad AND Tobago?

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

He really dinged the donger

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

It depends on state laws. Kansas for example requires a separate bedroom for each non related adult.

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

Those wacky hockey players and their neck injuries!