RIP Teddy Bridgewater

Look at that top photo. Every season as QB of the Jags is akin to four years in office as President. Blake Bortles will be a spry 48 by the end of next season.

Look at that face. More like drugged-out! Haha!

Glad I skipped to the comments. Saved 5 mins!

The Diaz brothers’ tried and true strategy is to wear down their opponents with at least 300 thrown water bottles per round.

A glance at that list of names suggests 2 actual songwriting credits - 1. Blur (who the Prodigy sampled) 2. The Prodigy (split evenly amongst the band members)

This Ghostbusters promotional crossover stuff has gone too far!

Happy Saint Patrick’s Da—oh ... hmm.

And coke. LOTS OF COKE.

I was really hoping that things might not turn out as bad for the Rio Olympics as everyone was predicting. But, based on today’s events during the road cycling competition, I’m not optimistic anymore.

What we have come to know as “Tyronn Lue” is Maverick Carter and Mike Brown’s charred remains zipped up in a Tyronn Lue skin suit.

The only way I’d believe he actually forgot about the test is if he admitted it was because he was high. What a fucking prick.

Sea Boar is not nearly as powerful as Microphone Wind.

FAAAAAAAAAACK! FACK YOU, RAWDGAH! FACK YOU, FEDAHRAL CAWTS! PATRIOT NATION AND TAWMY BRADY WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Or you could buy a reusable pod to use in a Keurig machine. It generates less waste and is over 75% cheaper than the pods.

When reached for comment, the curator said “that’s going to be a pane in the glass to fix.”

Denard Robinson has made approximately $1.5M over the last three years.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Cleveland used to find bizarre ways to lose things... But, lately, Cleveland has found bizarre ways to win things, like hitting a home run off a team’s starting 2nd baseman in the 19th inning. I was starting to think the game was just going to keep going until everyone from the Jays had been ejected.