The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.
The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.
Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...
I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.
That’s the guy!?! The African prince?! I gave him $10,000 a few years back so he can reclaim his throne! Now I find out that fucker was just chilling in Utah, watching the Heat? He was supposed to return my investment ten fold once he overthrew that rival of his!
Ha, joke’s on them. All they’ll hear on my Amazon echo is bad television shows and farts.
The bag says “ketchup flavoured” but we know the truth.
That is one of my all-time favs from Ghostface, even though it is far from his normal style. His collaboration with Mary J. Blige was perfect.
Happy Mother's Day everyone. Miss you Mom.
I haven’t seen a point guard look that mangled on a bike since Jay Williams.
They were for a third of last season, just be patient.
Whatever. This is still the best country to be an irritable dad with a law degree in.
What the fuck is a benghzi?
$50 on weed, $12 on beer, $6 on hot dog, $20 for Uber home and $12 to Bernie about right.
Puke licker was a Bernie bro for sure. Hat man was a Trump supporter, though.
What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin
You’re sweaty, you’re euphoric, and you’re covered in confetti.
As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.
“Hi Jay, this is Dave from North Side Yamaha checking in. We were doing an internal audit and noticed that you haven’t responded to any customer service emails in 13 years. We want to make sure you are still fully satisfied with your purchase. Call me back.”
On probation for a hit and run on a pregnant woman, maybe not the best idea to highlight your new super charged murder machine to fans.