And it involves Rich Clune. I hate that I’m a Leafs fan.

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

This cat is drugged.

They need to put him through the Craig James’s kid protocol and just lock him in a shed between practices. Though at this point, it seems the Manziel story is more likely to end the way Craig James’s time in college did.

I’m a UCLA grad with a 10 year old daughter who’s an aspiring gymnast (casual fun kind, not the go live with your coach in another state kind). This is awesome and I encourage anyone who’s interested to go check out a UCLA meet, especially if you have kids. It’s super fun and the tickets are like $10. Plus it shatters…

Wu Ke mistake.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

Holy crap these things have a glow-in-the-dark life of their own

It'll have to be back to college for him. San Francisco is literally the exact scenario he claims is his strong suit. Fast paced athletic qb. If he can't do something there, every team in the NFL will be convinced that Chip Kelly can't be successful in the NFL.

Interesting, so do a lot of football players.

That was the saddest game in NFL history.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

“Mr. Howard, who hasn’t done jack shit in years, is widely considered to have the single worst contract in Major League Baseball history. Ruben Amaro, that stupid asshole, extended him years before he was even eligible for free agency. He didn’t even buy out his pre-arb years! This was fair in that it paid Mr. Howard…

I thought something was weird about his rookie card.

I'm 21 and I don't know what the fuck that is.

what is “Yeti”

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

Well over 5 years and counting for me. A few years ago, the wife did talk me into stepping foot into a store. It was Target. It was on that special day target had getting hacked, right in the middle of the hack itself.

Well over 5 years and counting for me. A few years ago, the wife did talk me into stepping foot into a store. It was…