Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

Well over 5 years and counting for me. A few years ago, the wife did talk me into stepping foot into a store. It was Target. It was on that special day target had getting hacked, right in the middle of the hack itself.

Well over 5 years and counting for me. A few years ago, the wife did talk me into stepping foot into a store. It was…

Amazon Prime saved my ass this Christmas.

Amazon Prime saved my ass this Christmas.

Tomsula’s ability to survive and scrounge up food and shelter in any plague, mass extinction, or natural disaster scenario is good for an extra win or three in my book.

Yeah I mean he was clearly distracted/complaining about that foul. Not fair to make *this* the video evidence of his lousy Defense...

Dear Moron Who Brings His Nine Year Old Daughter to Watch in Person the Most Corrupt and Violent Sport That is Played in This Country and Then Complains Anonymously On an Internet Comment Section To an Asshole NFL Player Who Will Never Read It and Wouldn’t Give a Shit If He Did,

Dammit, they’ve been the Miami Marlins for a few years now and I still call them the Florida Marlins.

“My girlfriend’s not funny”

Soccer fans are generally assholes.

Hell yeah. He’ll always be Razor.

That’s crazy. I feel like I’ve seen that clip about 20 times in the last year on the WWE Network but I totally forgot that a fan jumped in the ring.

This is beyond horrifying.

For the sake of my fantasy team, which no ones cares about, I hope McCown plays again. Gary Barnridge is nice to have with McCown under center but there’s no fantasy value for any Browns player while Johnny Footbawl is scrambling around like a headless chicken.

I use twitter to complain that Xbox Live is down.

I really hate it when bad things happen to good people. What did I do to deserve this happen to my fantasy team?

Held it in okay, then read the article and got to where it says Garnett wasn’t able to hold it together long enough to give any kind of message. And god damn if that didn’t break me.

[Written in lipstick]: OLIVIA WAS HERE