I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

Randy, welcome to what we locals call The Burgh. If you liked the Steelers game, you will absolutely fall in love with beautiful PNC Park—-the best in MLB! (Even the nearby Heinz Field of the Steelers certainly can't compare.) The park has a unique exterior with a light tan limestone color—-as a tribute to one of the…

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

Weed laws in Colorado. Exhibit A.

How DARE you? Panic on Funkotron is amazing and has one of my favorite soundtracks of all time!

My favorite of all time.

I will join you in that club.

White people should stick to what we know: Controlling the weather and hoarding ammo.

Pictured: what Pete Carroll was thinking.

Whoa.

2 more fucking weeks of the media sucking Wilson and Seattle's dick. FML.

Ohhhhhh where did I put my car keys?

Lol. Miami has more people AND a higher unemployment rate. But yeah, whatever keeps ya trollin bud.

Fun fact: Greg Anthony is one of the few open Republican athletes. I'm not saying it's related, but it does make it funnier.

You're no Jesus. You're no fucking Elvis. Thanks man. Now that song will be stuck in my head all day.

I am scared and horny because of this.....

More like Vinnie Johnson's fault. If they hadn't been diving for the same loose ball and knocked heads, the Pistons would have won the title in '88.

I'll confess I can't explain why he's on this panel, but Art Garfunkel looks like shit.