Congratulations ...I now know the name of an obscure singer I never would have known existed if it weren’t for this.

Why are the NFL’s ratings down this season? Oh, cause it’s run by a bunch of self serving assholes?

I traveled 7 hours from New Jersey to have this be the highlight of my trip. Thanks Blue Jays! Thanks Russel Martin ...you over priced shit bag! Thanks Kevin Pillar for your great defense ...and absolutely nothing on the offensive end. Thanks Darwin Barney for ...good defense ... Bye Joey Bats ...thanks for the…

Space mountain baby! Wooooooo!

Man, that’s some horrible fighting. How do you tell your friend’s, “yeah, I got into a fight with a Bears fan and beat the shit out of him. Oh, did I mention he was 55?”

God bless him.

How do you know when your getting old? When producers and directors don’t realize they’ve misspelled the greatest hockey player of all-time’so name!!! Michael Jorden anyone!?

Sounds like a setup question that Mike Pence just swatted away. Trump and Pence can kiss my ass ... but I’m not a fan of “gotcha” type questions either.

Man, I wish I could suck at my job and not get demoted.

A nice write up for Mike VI courtesy of Rotoworld.com If your wondering ...the guy in the picture is not Mike VI.

If he gets caught and in trouble he shouldn’t have been doing it in the first place. Seems sketchy to me.

That’s unfortunate ...but my guess is Pedro is probably unfamiliar with the history of Native Americans. He probably only knows from what he’s seen in movies or TV shows ...or from others. Not saying it’s right ...but he’ll definitely learn his lesson soon enough.

Phil Kessel is my hero. Whenever I feel like I’ve put on too many pounds because I downed a couple of beers over the weekend I think of Phil. To be an NHL player and have that physique is inspiring. Here’s to you Phil.

Ore-Ida fries ...when cooled right can be delicious. Preferably oven baked with a light dusting of salt on top, cooked to a golden crisp. Ahhh, I miss being a kid.

As soon as I saw Ubaldo was in the game I knew it was over. As a matter of fact here is the text I sent in excitement to my friends as soon as I saw his nervous face.

I was at game 5 last season when fans threw beer onto the field. I could not believe what I was seeing then ...and tonight I was utterly speechless. There is absolutely no justifying this ...and I really don’t understand how this can happen in Toronto of all places. When did our fans become so unruly? I’m honestly…

Fitzpatrick is a fucking backup QB.

Oldie but goody.

Every season it seems like some person believes this guy is going to put it together and be a viable QB. Not gonna’ happen. He’ll make for a decent backup one day soon. You all know his teammates are like “why the fuck is this guy our QB, he sucks!”