You know shits rough when your starting look like Tommy Morrison.

He can grow his hair as long as he wants, but it still won’t hide that butter face.

I’m Black. I stand and pay my respects to the flag during the anthem. Things may not be the greatest here ...but they can be far fucking worse. I stand for people that have fought and died for our country regardless of what they believed... like the men who fought and died in WWII ...the greatest generation against…

If your going to show Michael Irvin, you have to show Lawrence Taylor as well. Maybe the 86' Mets too.

When this guy is unable to walk properly and has arthritis all over his body I will feel sorry for him ...but continuing to play is his decision. It’s time for him to hang it up. It’s getting sad to watch.

I’ve never watched a clip 10 times in a row ...I’m also a little drunk and high, but nevermind that! I’d do the same thing if I were sober ...and Zzzzzzz.

Don’t they want the black vote? Should be eating Popeye’s. Sad!

You know if he wasn’t mic’d up he’d be telling his son, “pitch the fucking ball over the plate! Is it that hard!?” Wait ...that was my dad back in the day. Nevermind!

Billy needs to lay off the sauce.

When someone doesn’t want to be helped they can’t be helped. They will find a way to destroy themself unfortunately. Addiction is cruel, and a lot of times people get past the point of no return. I hope that’s not the case for Doc.

G.O.A.T... curry with roti.

“Famous living Jamaican.” But what about Bob Marley. “Famous living Jamaican.” Oh right ...(throws down smoke bomb and mysteriously disappears out the rear exit).

Nobody lies to Billy Bush and Matt Lauer. Throw the book at him. Is that the saying?

I’m in a relationship with a person I’m most likely going to marry. We live separately now ...but I know we are going to have to live together at some point to truly test the waters. I thought this post might offer some insight as to why that should not be ...but like a lot of other people I scrolled down to the…

Hey, I’m Marc Summers ...welcome to Double Dare Olympics version. Don’t mind the fact this picture of me is twenty something years old either ...

There’s only one explanation for his behavior.

Wha’? I don’t see the issue ...

My plane just landed. I’m on vacation. I checked Deadspin and came across this offering. I’m now depressed and want to sob aloud. I’ve just been tackled by an armed security guard. So much for a pasta meal!

Whose lazy, genius idea was it for all affiliates to use the same script? That’s alright David Ushery, your still my boy. I can’t believe I just wrote that.

“Wha’? Me concerned with not playing ...pffffff, I got 21 million coming to me next year!”