Shave that shit son! Or go the Giuliani route. Just do something Phil.

I wonder how he’ll celebrate if he ever manages to hit over .250 this season.

‘Merica 2016: A nation of idiots. Including myself.

“Sheet, I know you think I’m fucking with you ...but I’m serious, I dress like this just in case they need me to play. Dusty still got it."

Nevermore.

I bet that guy is an African prince. I have no information to base that theory on ...but I bet he’s like Eddie Murphy’s character in Coming to America. Why would he go to Utah though rather than Queens, NY? Yeah, I’ve been smoking.

Is this the end?

Shit looks dry.

Somehow Mutt Lange did not feel the same way.

I personally like crinkle cut piss fries. Captures the flavor. In Canada they actually have piss flavored potato chips too. Ah, those Canadians.

Maybe he needed some “Lemonade.” Get it ... get it ...cause’ Serena is like in Beyonce’’s video. Yes, I have lowered myself to this. I am ashamed.

Happy Mother’s Day. Fuck you Martin Shkreli.

Is TSN Canada’s version of ESPN? Yes, unfortunately yes.

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this shit. Looks like bad glitches/player animations in the NBA 2K series.

As long as they play in a place called Talking Stick Resort Arena, the Suns ain’t winning shit!

I say Montreal. This way I can tell my wife the guys and I are going on a baseball trip when in reality were just going for the strip clubs. I know, I know, they ain’t what they once we’re. The good ol’ days.

Blue Jays fan here. I enjoyed watching this game yesterday while taunting my friend who is a Texas Rangers fan. It seemed like the Jays were lining up against the Rangers pitching as if they were taking bp. Seemed like they were licking their chops knowing what was coming. Even Darwin Barney looked like he was…

I scrolled quickly through the entire post just to write FUCK THIS GUY!!!

Even old ass Richard Jefferson getting in on the action. Damn.