I like Philadelphia, I really do. I like going there on weekends to hang out (for the food mostly), but also to see concerts outdoor at the Mann. I’m a Steelers fan, and would love to see them play in Philly this season, but I’m also smart enough to know that if I were to do that I’d probably get assaulted and end up…

Reporter dude saved former NBC correspondent Mark Potter! Damn Mark Potter, what the hell are you doing!?

Did those other guys post pics of themselves on Instagram like attention seeking tweens toolbag? That’s the story protein shake for brains. I’ll never question the man’s dedication ...his intelligence ...that’s another story.

He needs to shoot his free throws with reckless abandon. Fuck the finesse. That, or just shoot the shit underhanded Barry style. Anything would be better than that piece of shot offering.

My wedding will consist of family and close friends ...a quick ceremony, then a lot of drinking and dancing ...with good food as well. That’s it. I don’t need shit to be perfect ...or try to create a perfect memory. I just want to party with my bride and everyone else. If anyone doesn’t like to party ...then stay the…

Bandwagon jumper. Go home!

Twitter, the tool of attention seekers and half wits.

I don’t know whose eyes are creepier, his or Rasputin’s. Ahhhhhhh!

So what ...4-13 is Mamba Day or some shit? What the fuck is that (marketing ploy of course). I have a couple of pairs of “Kobe’s.” Not because I like him personally or professionally ...but because their pretty durable sneakers. My friend asked me if I was going to wear a pair on Mamba Day and I said fuck no ...then I…

This is why I’ll never run for any political office. Ted Cruz can’t wear any funny hats, and Hillary Clinton can’t have a single bite off cheesecake! Ridiculous!

Bernie Bro’ probably took the $100 and donated it right to the campaign. Trump supporter probably has never felt a woman’s caress.

Trump supporters 2016 everyone. Do I even bother attending a baseball game this season. Holy shit.

No matter how heated the exchange became, you have to be a real piece of shit to murder someone over a fender bender. It’s a fucking car, a material possession. Sure, it’s expensive, but it can be fixed in time. Can’t fix this situation however. Can you imagine this dude telling someone, “Yeah, I killed his ass over a…

Hypothetically, it’s like a dumb criminal committing a crime and not realizing there are spy cams everywhere as we laugh in delight at the footage shown on a late night newscast. Would the second baseman been able to complete the double play had Bautista not grabbed his leg? Probably ...and Bautista knew that ...so he…

Are they wearing Spanx?

What’s that LoMo? Your still somehow in the majors despite never living up to your “potential?” Shut up, sit the fuck down, and ponder your existence in the majors.

Your 35 Abby. Time to start living responsibly. No more drinking and driving ...and time for a new hairstyle ...your too old to be trying to pull off that look.

Well, this just fucked up my Friday.