- So Monolith Coulson really is Coulson, but Patchakutay (or however you spell it) is in him?

Oh, yeah, that’s the shit.

I would read the shit out of Starchitectural Digest, consistently and thoroughly.

One of the tops of my historical time-travel research missions was recovering the deleted scenes from 2001: A Space Odyssey, though apparently I no longer need a time machine, simply some way to extort a highly-placed Warner Brothers executive.

I think that as much as anything is the reason for having a pair of fictional protagonists Forest Gumping it up with all the historical people. How do you pick just one real person to be the anchor (so to speak) of an epic story with so many remarkable individuals within it, never mind having to massage the worst week…

Izel was fascinated when she found out FitzSimmons recognized the voice.

Yo-yo slipped Mack the handcuff key when she coerced Jako into dropping the laser-shield thing by burning off the twitchy guy’s face.

Whenever I see the trailer for this, all I can think of is, “See, that’s why we didn’t have basements in Florida.” 

- Given how much they focused on whether the ship could make a hyperjump, it feels odd that they kinda glossed over actually showing the ship pulling off the maneuver.

I’ll also take this episode as further evidence that we’re not gonna mention what Fitz did to Daisy last season as they’ve mentioned the Monoliths exploding and the illusions now and even have Fitz jealous of the other him.

“Because I know what he really is”... interesting. Still, Izel seems to be the villain based on what we’ve seen, but AoS always has some tricks up its’ sleeve.

I miss the old days when I just read about this kind of shit lurking on Godawful Fan Fiction.

I remember when I first found out about Toy Story 4 and, more importantly, who’d be directing it.

I was going to say Handsome Pete, who dances for nickels, but I can’t believe I forgot the Cayman Islands Banker. Living without air conditioning in a warming world means every summer day is a roll of the dice to see if I’ll do something stupid, sigh, and mutter “It’s too hot today.”

Were the dick-quotes around “thriller” not dickish enough for you?

My initial assumption was that she was some sort of hologram of the ship’s computer (you know, M/U/THR), except no one but Archer calls her that, she still seems to treat him like her child (exclusively), and she can leave the ship at will, so who the hell knows.

On that note, was anyone asking to have to load a separate page to see their notifications rather than being able to just do a spot-check to see if there was an actual reply or just a bunch of “likes”?

Apple just killed iTunes, moving decidedly toward the death of owning music.

Oh, yeah, you think that, then it’s June 2019, you’ve got three months or so before the new version of Mac OS X comes out with the accompanying 32-bit apocalypse taking away a bunch of old favorites (looking forward to the chance to buy Homeworld again!) that you’ve barely come to terms with, and then you realize you…

The one I’ll always remember is the one with the lady saying she liked Quiznoes because it wasn’t “lacking any meat,” because “that’s what real women need.” My college roommate thought that degree of innuendo was (hilariously) unsuitable for family-hour sandwich advertising.