He looks like a less ugly Samer Kalaf.

That’s OK. Nobody knows who you are, you loser.

FergyFrog, writes. Like a person mental problems has.

Leave the comedy to funny people, you stupid cunt.

Yes, but Timothy Burke is a moron. I mean, have you read this hack's articles? For you to chime in on this is like Bobby Knight giving guitar lessons. I mean, there has to be a reason that you don't work for a real sports site.

Actually, you should have just shut your stupid and uninformed mouth.

You've probably been doing that your whole life, you worthless cunt.

You're still a prick.

And an idiot like you continues to make horrible jokes on Deadspin.

No, just an unfunny joke by an unfunny idiot.

Can I suck them? I love sucking tits, even if it's only in my mind, but in person is better. Do you have pics you could send?

How saggy are your tits?

MEKKI: Where jokes aren't funny!

No, he's not. He's a piece of shit, just like Samer Kalaf, and I suspect you as well.

"...if you're going to come at athletes, make sure you're accurate." How come the same doesn't apply to Deadspin writers? You're human garbage, Kalaf.

Sounds like the sour grapes of a hack writer to me. Also, who ever in your life told you that you were funny?

Fuck you and your judgmental opinion.

Timothy Burke is a hack writer for a second-rate website with precious few accomplishments in his life, therefore he has to compose poorly written snarky articles that tear down others. How's that? Can I work for Deadspin now?

Huh?

Canada. That explains why you're such a fucking hosebag.