Iirc, not that long ago some dealers were offering a free rifle with a car purchase. So this is an improvement, I guess?

I’d be propping a couple of nails against their rear tires

Not sure what to make of these. I like “old”, but I’m also fine with some sympathetic restomodding to increase performance, drivability and comfort, while maintaining the essential look and feel of the car. These Alvises (Alvae?) have pretty much done all the restomodding - the downside is that I like doing all that…

Fair point, but I figured the price of admission for 928s was sufficiently high to discourage the “I can be driving a Porsche for five grand!” brigade

“It breaks my heart to have to make you work in my fields, Lads, and I get no pleasure in selling off your children, and when I flog you or brand you, it’s never personal, and I do it with the greatest respect. It’s just business, you understand.....it’s the American way....”

This seems like another case of someone buying a formerly expensive car cheap, without appreciating that, regardless of the purchase price, expensive cars mean expensive car maintenance*. Can’t think of any other reason why so many problems were left unaddressed. And 205hp out of a ~7 liter engine? CP on principle for…

C’est la guerre - you take your luck where you find it, and the weather doesn’t take sides

“Mentally retarded look-alike”

You’re a hero - I was dying reading this

Either she carries a whole new outfit in that large bag, or the deed has yet to be done, and he’s checking his wallet for that condom he stashed in there a number of years ago. She’s just told him “No glove, no love, Love”

I had sandals like that when I was a kid in the 60's (no sisters). These were the sorts of things that our mother’s stuck us in back then and there

Haven’t we seen this pic already? I seem to recall it be used recently, although admittedly it wasn’t in the context of the International Cabal of the Yellow Sweater - we need to be kept abreast of these worldwide conspiracies. 

I didn’t know BMW made scooters...

pipped me to the post

I think we already did when we elected this orange fucker

If you sidle up to this car and stand real close, with your ear up to the fender, you can hear the faint voice saying.........”Kill me.....”

That’s an abomination. And in all the time he spent fucking up the sheetmetal, he apparently never realized that there was an engine compartment in there with an engine to...you know, maintain

It’s not the Hindenburg - you’d have to work pretty hard to get through the rubber with a cigarette

“We’re all from Staten Island.”

I say Old Chap - are you bereft of a bottom?