Aw look, he’s trying on Daddy’s gestures at the podium. Someone should break the news to him that he’s going to have to have his fingers surgically shortened to be “Just Like Daddy”

Well, considering the Jag is a big cat, he grabbed that pussy and held on for three years.

As someone once said, the competition in academia is so cutthroat because the stakes are so low

Did they whisker away to hospital?

The alternative blows

From your mouth to gods ear

Well feck that - I’m pretty much giving up ever owning a Porsch-uh. I was planning on a 944 when the kids were out of college, but I imagine that option’s heading off out of reach :-(

50 grams (~2oz) of formaldehyde per day?

Because they’re not allowed to put “penis replacement” on the plate

This then would be the “personal shortcoming, imagined or real”

Man should’ve just have accepted the size of his carrot carat

Schittzburgh - not surprised. All it needs is a “This is Steelers Country” transfer across the back window to achieve Pennsyltucky perfection

Not directly - but when presidential candidates make appointing the “right” judges a plank in their campaign platform, then the appointment of judges becomes an inevitable consequence of election results

Great call - eyecatching, rare, yet Honda reliable

Fabulous - might be a little beyond the budget though

...and there’s no zealot like a convert

‘Cos white supremacy knows no bounds

Beautiful

that’s “nothingberders”

That’s ‘cos you’re small-time - it takes at least $50K (or a call from Sean Hannity) to sway Donnie’s opinions