That would be the “Book of Palms” - Donnie thought it was a brochure for a Hand Enlargement surgeon

Do they come in extra small?

Donnie’s fundamentally a coward, and I think he’s in thrall of Ivanka. She might be one of the few people he can’t/won’t attempt to bully into submission. He’ll cop clumsily-disguised feels when he can, and endlessly allude to how hot she is, but I don’t think he’s risk alienating her by being more upfront about what…

“You should see what I wish Ivanka called my privates”

You know what she gets when he drinks?

A Kardashian wearing them on Instagram in 3...2...1....

Rust-colored by now, I imagine...

You’re ok - if you’re old enough to legally drive, you’re out of Jerry’s target range

Simultaneous “LOL” and “Ew”. Have a star. 

You can keep your F150 - I got me an F1.5

The gift that keeps on giving!

The famous, and clearly marked 11’8” bridge in Durham NC that continues to scalp careless trucks and trailers. It has its own YouTube channel, and is well over 100 vehicles by now

that’s not a pick axe, but a pick mattock - the broad side is essentially an adze blade, as opposed to the pick axe having a narrower chisel point

It’s not the least bit of a quibble - this is clearly election fraud, although we already have that motherfucker McConnell decrying this as the voter fraud that the GOP has been yutzing on about forever, while carefully avoiding the fact that this is GOP-driven election fraud.

My window is in better shape than the ragtop itself, which is showing its age. A couple of years ago, the zipper surrounding the window gave way, so I ended up just stitching the zipper closed, since I almost never unzipped the window anyway

OK 40 mph might be a slight underestimate. 50? In any case, I imagine it’s also dependent on the car. The TR6 has a relatively “upright” windscreen, and the smallness of the car means that I’m tucked in quite close to it. Unless the rain is heavy, I’m in reasonable* shape as long as I keep moving

Trick is to outrun them, then slide into a convenient dark alley and duck down in the seat (you’ll likely need an umbrella at this point) - I’ve seen this work multiple times in the movies

TR6 is the same - the plastic window folds with the ragtop. I hardly ever use the top, so the window remains decently clear for when I need it

Rain’s not a big problem if you stay above 40 mph. Intersections can be a bit problematic, though...

You shut your mouth! Sarah Palin (peace be upon her) was ““Governor” Sarah Palin” for far longer than she was actually a governor. Very hard to grift the yokels without working that title to remind than that you’re “somebody”. No-one’s that interested in Mrs Palin, Wasilla homemaker, wife of snow-machine jockey and…