I remember the first winter after I bought my Outback Wagon - thinking I was invincible, I zipped around on my all-season tires. First decent curve on an iced-up road quickly disabused me. Steering wheel said “Go this way”, Momentum responded “Fuck that”

“Eat up, Kids - they’re fresh!!”

The idea of dragging yourself and/or your kids into a teeming mass of inebriated humanity, in freezing temperatures, with limited/nonexistant toilet access makes nailing sensitive appendages to burning buildings seem positively tempting

Can’t believe that there isn’t a “Fuck This” Day, for all the misanthropes out there

“pedant” is the person, “pedantics” is what the pedant engages in when s/he’s being pedantic

or the ability to install a roof rack for adequate child storage

I don’t believe that I am becoming a Republican. At the same time, I’m not a big subscriber to the whole “they go low, we go high” malarkey, which has simply encouraged them to continue going low with impunity

I appreciate your viewpoint, and as soon as the current strain of the GOP stops judging people negatively by their appearance (i.e., the color of their skin), I will afford them the same courtesy.

Something, something, Donnie looking to cop a feel of breast - business as usual

Attractive? It’s got nothing to do with her “attractiveness”. The world is full of splendid, admirable people who might not be considered “attractive”, yet they remain splendid human beings. This bag is a racist Republican whose inner ugliness oozes out through her skin - it can’t be helped.

God almighty, she looks like Skelators fun younger sister....

Fake friggin’ News!!!!!

Only 80's Valley Horses wore scrunchies

It’s just that Donnie is pathologically incapable of not going in for a feel.

Donnie’s not too bright, and would likely ignore this sound advice. Remember, this is the fuckwit who stared up at the solar eclipse when all around hime were wearing protective lenses.

It’s a cropper - hence the phrase “to come a cropper”, meaning to fall over and/or land on your arse - to come a cropper literally meant falling off the back of the horse

Uh.....lock her up?

the one with better hair, I think

Good movie, but one I can never bring myself to rewatch

Melanie thinks “Thanks the Jesus he feel up the horse and leaves the hells me alone....”