before the third Thursday in November...

Ah, but no driving schools

“National” forever

Shark-nose BMWs = best BMWs

Does the “45" on the side of his hat indicate today’s estimated presidential IQ?

Given his shitty diet and lack of exercise, I suspect that that’s the only thing that has emerged from his ass unaided in quite a while.

No wildfires at Mar-A-Lago either.

Yep - let’s rake California. My afternoon’s free tomorrow - should be done by dinnertime.

He has that vulva-esque double dewlap hanging over his collar

Donnie wishes that he had the authority and the balls to have someone whacked. Just the thought gives him some toadstool tumescence. 

Same with Arkansans - 1/2” has grown men reduced to tears as they abandon their F150s by the side of the highway

Medical racism is real, certainly, but even when socioeconomic factors and access to healthcare are controlled for, black women still suffer adverse outcomes at higher rates than white women. One thing we talk about is “toxic stress”, the negative impact on health of simply being a black woman in the US, which…

I’m sure the cocksucker remembers the Elvis fans tearing the place apart like he remembers all those Muslins cheering in the streets of NY after 9/11

Superstars drum up business and money. This is why the UCI presented its rump for a good rogering by Lance Armstrong for all those years

Well, the Adelsons, in their own way, have been fucking the country for years, so I guess that makes them pretty busy...

Don’t know if he has the time - too busy doing tremendous things

It’s a Volvo - viking funeral is the only suitable ending. Put Irv in the P1800, P1800 on a wooden barge, set the whole thing alight and push it out into the Atlantic

No, but I remember what a dodgin’ weavin’ little fuck GW was

This is in coastal New England - if the salted winter roads don’t kill it, the all-year-round sea air will do the job. Six winters in Boston, despite assiduous washing, absolutely destroyed my 240SX.

The TR6 tuning people I know tell me that twin carbs are sufficient to feed all but the most performance-tuned TR6. A triple set certainly brings major bling, but, as you say, I imagine synching them is a PITA. I’ll have to go looking for your story about your murderous ‘6 - sounds like fun!