Donnie comes across as a sour dick in public, but in private he’s a really fun guy.......

God won’t have to kill you -he knows that driving a Camry is already a living death

I feel about the new A110 sort of how I feel about the new NSX. Maybe objectively better than the original, but the original just seems way more interesting and the one I would go for if given the choice.

Yeah, this one’s heartbreaking. Years ago I was shopping for a used car and T road tested a Mk2 GTI being sold by a backwards-hat-wearing Bro from “Reveah” Mass. He was busy telling me how the car was on its second set of wheels ‘cos he trashed the first set hooning around (uh, dude, you’re trying to sell the car -…

In order to end up with Cellmate Bubba’s balls on your chin, you have to have a chin.....

Put it on eBay with the back story and some bozo will pay $500 for it

It could not be confirmed by press time that Donald Trump Jr. smells like garbage.

Thanks Dad - If I want to pay $16k for a history lesson, I’ll take a university course somewhere. We’re talking here about a ~20 year-old blobby-looking 4-door front-wheel-drive Ford with an automatic transmission and an honestly pretty anemic V8 with the potential to grenade at ~50k miles. Not saying it’s a completely…

Mother of god, would some responsible adult take Beeb to one side and quietly tell him that the trailer park meth head look just isn’t working?

Almost $16k for a ~20 year old Taurus because it puts out......(wait for it!)........235 hp. Hard pass

He is a reflection of the worst of us

Problem is that most cars today, while being - by almost every objective measure - better then 70s cars, are deathly, numbingly boring. With a few exceptions, we’re fed a procession of vans and crossovers in non-colors like white, silver, gold/beige, whatever. Any ad that tries to sell them as exciting or interesting…

While in Arkansas, we say “Thank God for Mississippi”

“All of Them” seems like the simplest answer

We’re into End Stage Kidney Disease

The Gran Crew-pe

Like Nikes, Keurigs and NFL jerseys

Starred for use of “fetor” - Brava!

The now-“white power” sign is also the universal “OK?” “OK” sign for scuba divers. I can just see some hapless diver surfacing and immediately flashing the sign to the dive boat, as he’s supposed to do, and getting clocked over the head with a boat hook by an outraged crew member.

Clearly, what has been interpreted as “white power” was just a quick shorthand signal to his wife “Honey, don’t forget to stock up on milk and batteries”. Must everything be about race???!!