In order to end up with Cellmate Bubba’s balls on your chin, you have to have a chin.....

Put it on eBay with the back story and some bozo will pay $500 for it

Thanks Dad - If I want to pay $16k for a history lesson, I’ll take a university course somewhere. We’re talking here about a ~20 year-old blobby-looking 4-door front-wheel-drive Ford with an automatic transmission and an honestly pretty anemic V8 with the potential to grenade at ~50k miles. Not saying it’s a completely…

Mother of god, would some responsible adult take Beeb to one side and quietly tell him that the trailer park meth head look just isn’t working?

Almost $16k for a ~20 year old Taurus because it puts out......(wait for it!)........235 hp. Hard pass

He is a reflection of the worst of us

Problem is that most cars today, while being - by almost every objective measure - better then 70s cars, are deathly, numbingly boring. With a few exceptions, we’re fed a procession of vans and crossovers in non-colors like white, silver, gold/beige, whatever. Any ad that tries to sell them as exciting or interesting…

While in Arkansas, we say “Thank God for Mississippi”

“All of Them” seems like the simplest answer

We’re into End Stage Kidney Disease

The Gran Crew-pe

Like Nikes, Keurigs and NFL jerseys

Starred for use of “fetor” - Brava!

The now-“white power” sign is also the universal “OK?” “OK” sign for scuba divers. I can just see some hapless diver surfacing and immediately flashing the sign to the dive boat, as he’s supposed to do, and getting clocked over the head with a boat hook by an outraged crew member.

Clearly, what has been interpreted as “white power” was just a quick shorthand signal to his wife “Honey, don’t forget to stock up on milk and batteries”. Must everything be about race???!!

The SE is now gone - only 7, 8 and various Xs on the website - all of the remaining jack plug-containing models (SE & 6) are gone. I have a 6s which is a good screen size for my middle-aged eyes, and which I’ll hang onto as long as I can upgrade software, but I always thought the 5/SE was the perfect size for a phone

The Republicans have demonstrated such chicanery, hypocrisy, corruption and incompetence at every level of government that the only reasonable response is to suspect anything they propose and subject it to extreme scrutiny

“People suck” example #5244387659

You ask this of a VW?

Who is Johan Galt?