I’m pretty sure the original 2CV drain plug was a suitably sized head of garlic or wine cork (actually, now that I think about it, a world where Le Jiffy-Lube man has a corkscrew in his tool box sounds like fun)

Maybe Caddy need to make the automotive equivalent of the Jitterbug phone - big green “GO” pedal, big red “STOP” pedal, big clearly marked “OUT” pulls on the doors. Maybe a big “YOUR ASS HERE” embroidered on the drivers seat

It’s got the oil filter sticking out from the front like a blunt tusk - I like basic, but mother of god, this is taking the concept maybe too far

Thing is, there have been female characters on Thomas for ages, and I’m pretty sure there was a West Indian character also, so ol’ Dana’s about 30 years behind the curve

I’m sure there are - but not this one

Donnie: “I’m pumped!!”

that’s my point - ship’s built for VSTOL aircraft that don’t need a catapult to get airborne - hence the ramp to give them a relatively low speed boost upward

Or save yourself the gasoline and ask them to put it back under the broiler for 30 min, then photograph the result

It’s right under the moob

Don’t want the neck to get too red...

I suspect the ship was designed specifically for vertical/short take-off and landing aircraft like the F-35, which don’t need massive speed to get airborne. The ramp probably helps them on their way up without putting too much of a strain on the aircraft or crew. I imagine hitting that ramp off a catapult launch would…

Fucking tree rats stripped all of the underhood insulation in our van over one winter. I suppose I should be thankful they left nothing behind, and I’m not inclined to be thankful for anything to do with the little bastards

Tariffs on rashers, Jameson and Guinness - that’ll teach those uppity Paddies a lesson

the sounds made by various odd-looking letter combinations in Irish would boggle your mind.

Sadly not enough elections

Keep it down - the fucker might want to retire there

So much toxicity in one place - it’s a wonder the grass isn’t still brown

Ahem - the correct phrasing is, he can move on it like a bitch. That Donnie’s got quite the way with words

I’m looking forward to the roll of FEMA paper towel that’ll be winging its way to me after Florence passes through

Quite possibly